"Madonna has agreed to star as a kinky leather-clad dominatrix in Britney Spears new music video. The pop queen will also lend Britney her husband, Guy Ritchie, who will direct the promo for her new single "Me Against The Music," on which Madonna collaborated. In the video, the Material Girl will play a scary nightclub owner, with a string of luscious ladies on leashes, who lures innocent scantily-clad Britney into a private room filled with other beauties. The saucy video will echo Madonna's controversial MTV Video Music Awards performance, where she passionately kissed both Britney and Christina Aguilera. Madonna and Snatch helmer Guy last worked together on the flop film Swept Away."
As if that song "The Zone" (or whatever it's called) isn't bad enough! I nearly drove off the road in horror last night when it came on the radio.
"Hey Britney," croons Madonna. "Are you ready...?"
*Gag Gag Gag*
Madonna is looking more and more like an Old Queen grasping at young straws by the minute. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't with Britney Spears? Quite honestly I'm sick of her. I'd rather watch her with Christina Aguilera. Or Jessica Simpson. HA!