Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk
lizerk

Last one, I promise...

The Death Test

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 9, 2061 at the age of 84 years old.

(That's not fair... I should at LEAST live to be 95, I take damn good care of myself...)


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (19%)
Loneliness (9%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


9064716 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 143536 people claim to have leprosy.
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