However, I was wiping treadmill after treadmill when I come this one that was covered in animal fur...! I'm not kidding. I was wiping the base and noticed all this brownish white fur all over the darn thing.
So, my club is an all-female establishment. I guess it doesn't quite specify what *kind* of female. I guess I'll be on the lookout for a fury woman... (I suppose it's a good thing I'm suddenly not allergic to *her* cats... I'd hate to be allergic to the club members, too...)