Yes, kids:
Dear Elizabeth, here is your Horoscope for April 01, 2002
Remember that there is a divine force out there in the universe that always loves you, Elizabeth. No matter what you do, there is always a shoulder to cry on, even if it is not a tangible one. Even in your darkest moments, you are never alone. Let this knowledge carry you through your day today, and feel free to share it with those who seem like they could use a lift.
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I needed that.