FoxBurnx: lol, that's such a funny channel, but it is television for women. and i'm a women.
LizzyErky: I think they should rename Lifetime's tagline: "Lifetime: Tragedies for women"
FoxBurnx: hahahahhahaha! it so is
LizzyErky: I know it
LizzyErky: remember the Brooke Shields movie about the Lesbian Lupus couple?
FoxBurnx: it does raise the self esteem levels dramatically. hahahahaha yeah.
LizzyErky: It was a great movie, but figures it was on Lifetime
FoxBurnx: well they all are
FoxBurnx: they're just funny though when it gets to the point of ridiculousness. definitely a self esteem boost
FoxBurnx: it's like the hick channel, really. only they think it's reality television
FoxBurnx: i'm so mean
FoxBurnx: cause i make fun of hicks, but like the only two people i've ever really loved were hicks
LizzyErky: You could be a Lifetime story!
FoxBurnx: i'm not even kidding! my friends think that i should move out to a trailer park
LizzyErky: "To love a Hick" a Lifetime Original Movie.
FoxBurnx: and have a black gothic trailer, and beat my housewife
FoxBurnx: only i don't beat people, but still
FoxBurnx: i could kick her
LizzyErky: I can't stop laughing!
FoxBurnx: and it would look really good on tv
LizzyErky: "To Love a Hick", Starring Judith Light
LizzyErky: She's always in those
LizzyErky: you know,that chick from Who's the Boss?
FoxBurnx: yeah yeah, totally
FoxBurnx: oh, and the Ladds. they're in EVERYTHING. what are their names?
FoxBurnx: jordan and someone?
LizzyErky: I have no idea who the Ladds are
FoxBurnx: cheryl ladd.
FoxBurnx: she's in everything too.
FoxBurnx: no seriously if you look them up her entire portfolio is like
FoxBurnx: "vows of deception"
FoxBurnx: "dancing with danger"
FoxBurnx: "dead before dawn"
FoxBurnx: "locked up: a mother's rage"
LizzyErky: Locked Up: A Mother's Rage!
FoxBurnx: and jordan's like
FoxBurnx: "every mother's worst fear"
LizzyErky: Where's this? The Lifetime site?
FoxBurnx: "the deadly look of love"
FoxBurnx: "the girl who came between them"
FoxBurnx: "broken promises: taking emily back"
FoxBurnx: the thing is, they're like mother and daughter, but they're all in everything together
FoxBurnx: well you must admit. they are a bit over the top. ok, extremely. ok, ridiculously.
LizzyErky: That's why I wonder how they get sponsors
FoxBurnx: i have no idea.
FoxBurnx: but their sponsors are all weird too. like specially enhanced cat food to make your cat's eyes glow in the dark
FoxBurnx: i mean, i swear, they're weird.