Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk

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"Fat Ho"

After the event that took place while I was walking down the street to pick up my lunch today, I've decided I officially work in the ghetto.

I'm pretty much the only one in my office who found this funny. (except for this one guy who shares my humor) I was walking back from Stop and Shop behind these three black guys. I was probably 4 feet behind them. As we were walking past a school, this guy points to the field to the side and says, "Lookit that fat (phat?) ho, just lyin' in the dirt!"

The others look and then after a second start laughing and shoving the guy.

Of course I looked, expecting to see a hootchy-esque woman on the ground, but didn't see anyone. Then I saw a rusty garden hoe lying in the sand.

I started laughing and they turned around. I think they were surprised that I got their joke.

I guess I amuse easily, but I thought it was hilarious. And I have to admit, it was a clever joke on their part.

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