I'm pretty much the only one in my office who found this funny. (except for this one guy who shares my humor) I was walking back from Stop and Shop behind these three black guys. I was probably 4 feet behind them. As we were walking past a school, this guy points to the field to the side and says, "Lookit that fat (phat?) ho, just lyin' in the dirt!"
The others look and then after a second start laughing and shoving the guy.
Of course I looked, expecting to see a hootchy-esque woman on the ground, but didn't see anyone. Then I saw a rusty garden hoe lying in the sand.
I started laughing and they turned around. I think they were surprised that I got their joke.
I guess I amuse easily, but I thought it was hilarious. And I have to admit, it was a clever joke on their part.