Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk

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=:-O *!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!*

Twice in one week!!!!!!!

I'm standing here behind the Fitness Desk when this girl comes up to me and says, "What time do you close?"

I said, "11:00."

She said, "Thanks." Then looked at me a second longer and said, "Aren't you Liz?"

Duh. I'm wearing a name tag. I felt like saying, "congratulations, you know how to read..."

But instead I said, "Yeah...?"

She said, "Aren't you Susan's ex?"

I almost fell over. Ready for this one?

This girl is "my exgirlfriend's new girlfriend's exgirlfriend."

That's twice in one week! What next? "My exgirlfriend's new girlfriend's exgirlfriend's stepsister's gynocologist...???????"

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