I'm standing here behind the Fitness Desk when this girl comes up to me and says, "What time do you close?"
I said, "11:00."
She said, "Thanks." Then looked at me a second longer and said, "Aren't you Liz?"
Duh. I'm wearing a name tag. I felt like saying, "congratulations, you know how to read..."
But instead I said, "Yeah...?"
She said, "Aren't you Susan's ex?"
I almost fell over. Ready for this one?
This girl is "my exgirlfriend's new girlfriend's exgirlfriend."
That's twice in one week! What next? "My exgirlfriend's new girlfriend's exgirlfriend's stepsister's gynocologist...???????"