So this morning seemed like any other as I completed my run, undressed, wrapped myself in a towel and got into a shower stall. La la la... soaking myself in the water... la la la... shampooing my hair... la la la-- ACK!
Each stall is separated by cloudly glass walls. You can usually see blurred flesh moving on the other side, no big deal. But today I saw something I did NOT ever expect to see:
A pair of very large cheeks and a hairy crack smooshed up against the glass wall. Good LORD! The owner of the cheeks was clearly bent over doing something, but YUCK!!! Who presses their bare-ass against a soap-scummy glass partition????? And it was beyond just touching... it was all-out flattened so I could see what was in the middle.
I turned my back and continued showering, but as I was finishing up I had to turn around. The cheek prints were still showing in the moisture and stared at me silently.