Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk


After I take a 45 min. Spin class followed by 30 min. of running, I look forward to nothing more than a nice relaxing shower. It totally soothes my muscles and helps me clear my head before work. Typically I'll take a Spin class followed by running about 3 or 4 times a month, depending on my schedule. Otherwise it's running and/or lifting and/or ergging.

So this morning seemed like any other as I completed my run, undressed, wrapped myself in a towel and got into a shower stall. La la la... soaking myself in the water... la la la... shampooing my hair... la la la-- ACK!

Each stall is separated by cloudly glass walls. You can usually see blurred flesh moving on the other side, no big deal. But today I saw something I did NOT ever expect to see:

A pair of very large cheeks and a hairy crack smooshed up against the glass wall. Good LORD! The owner of the cheeks was clearly bent over doing something, but YUCK!!! Who presses their bare-ass against a soap-scummy glass partition????? And it was beyond just touching... it was all-out flattened so I could see what was in the middle.


I turned my back and continued showering, but as I was finishing up I had to turn around. The cheek prints were still showing in the moisture and stared at me silently.


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