Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk

"Here is me, for your to call your God to direct you."

HAHAHAHA! I need to get a bum line for him to call. I saw one on one of those crazy sites, so I'll tell him he's calling McDonald's...

>From: ladan mohammed <>
>To: Dana
>Subject: For your perusal.
>Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2003 09:17:06 -0700 (PDT)
>Dear Dana,
>I am enclosing my International passport for your
>perusal and records.
>I must confess, I am not happy the delay on this
>transaction becasue it has a time frame.
>I asked you to call me, you refused. Give me your
>phone number to call you, you refused. So I dont know
>where we are heading to.
>Here is me, for your to call your God to direct you.

Dana says:

My dear sloban,

You sound rather hostile in your e-mail to me. That is very hurtful. I'm trying my best to follow God to do the right thing. Remember, I'm a single woman communicating with someone I don't know about a dead person's money. This is scary. How would you feel if you were me? I got nothing but my gold tooth and my trailer. (I enclosed a pic of my house. It's the first one behind the sign.) Can you send me a small cactus plant for my home? I would be ever so grateful.

I already told you I can't call, I have no phone. That's the same reason you can't call me. No phone to call into. I'm not trying to be difficult, I just know my limits. Besides, I think e-mail is a safe way to handle this, don't you? You can scan anything you need from me. No one will see it but me. Not even Mr. Meanie McDonald. (Don't tell him I said that!!)

So please send me what you need. I'll fill out any paperwork you ask for.

And by the way, you are a sexy man! Those glasses make me hot.

All of my love,


My home, courtesy of mizdarkgirl:


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