Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk

"...and a job that I suffer second degree burns from at least once a day..."

Dana's reply to today's installment:

My sweet Ladel,

Good that we can do this by e-mail, as I don’t have a phone.

I don’t have a bank account either, I have horrible credit. That’s why I’m so glad you’re sharing this money with me. It’ll really help me get back on my feet. I’m so poor and lonely. I really have nothing in this world.

I will write to your lawyer friends right away. If you trust them, then I will too.

And I have to tell you, it brings tears to my eyes how you’re so willing to help me. I read about something called a 419 scam that makes people lose all their money and I started to get worried. But I prayed and I realized that you are a kind, helpful, caring, God-loving man who would never do anything like try to deceive a poor sister from Rhode Island who has no one but her llama Brittney and a job that I suffer second degree burns from at least once a day. You are my saviour from this french fry hell.

With much love and faith,


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