Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk

Stupid Bitch-Whore Driver

Some people make me SO mad... Sarah had some horrible dental work done today, so to make her feel better, I stopped and got her a movie from Cocksucker Video (Blockbuster) and a milkshake. To leave Cocksucker, I had to take a left out of the parking lot onto a busy road. So I waited. And waited. And waited... until this guy going to the left stopped and waved me out because no one was coming towards the right.

As I start to pull out, this stupid bitch-whore driver in a Honda decides she's going to swerve around the guy who let me out and nearly hit me. So there's screeching tires and I start yelling, "Oh, you stupid little bitch-whore...!" She flips me off and yells obscenities back, and keeps going. But the light at the end of the block had turned red, so she was stuck at the light with me behind her.

While we waited for the light to turn, she sat and twirled her hair and watched me in her side view mirror, all smug. So I opened my window, took my gum out of my mouth and threw it at her car. It was hot enough outside and the gum was sticky enough that it stuck to the roof of her car. Stupid Bitch-Whore didn't even notice...

So, of course, I HAD to whip out my camera and take pictures! (Yes, yes... very "junior high" of me, but I don't care)

Here's a close up so you can actually see the blob of gum:

And here she is, all smug and twirling her hair:

...until she noticed me taking pictures. Then she started to freak out a little. I suppose I would have, too, if I looked back and suddenly noticed the crazy woman in the big SUV with the NYPD patch sticker in the window was taking pictures of my car.

As soon as the light turned green the Stupid Bitch-Whore Driver sped off as fast as she could, tires squealing.

Idiot. That's what she gets.
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