Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk
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Guess who's 20?

That's right!



"Lifetime: Tragedies for Women"

This month we can celebrate with such choice titles as "Bed of Lies", starring Susan Dey.



And how about "Stolen Babies", starring Lea Thompson.



Or this classic! "Deadly Whispers", starring TONY DANZA!!!




The best job in the world would be to come up with movie titles for Lifetime. Seriously. I don't know how anyone is able to participate in the Lifetime movie making process with a straight face:

"Her Best Friend's Husband" ... "Fifteen and Pregnant" ... "I Know My First Name is Steven" ... "A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story" ... "Not Without My Daughter" ... "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?"

EDIT: This is too brilliant to be buried in the comments section... The Lifetime Plot Generator by corporatebabe. HILARIOUS!
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