Oh, Patriotic Love Shack. You are wrong on so many levels. Let me count the ways...
1: The front of the house. That is PAINT. These people painted their house to look like this. It's not wall paper or anything like that, as I'd initially thought:
2: The front window shade. What happens when stencils and spray paint get into the wrong hands:
3: I didn't realize I lived 2 blocks away from The Dukes of Hazzard:
4: And WHAT is that silver monstrosity?? Is this the Brave Little Toaster all grown up??
(BLT circa 1987)
What really has me laughing, though, is the poor house across the street. It's been on the market since I moved to the area (July 2003)... I wonder why they're having trouble selling...?