Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk
lizerk

I tried. I really really tried.

I did. I worked so hard to make myself feel differently today. But I can't. I just wanted to-- just once-- be like everyone else. Except it's impossible. I'll never change.

I'll always feel this way (scroll down to the second half). There's just nothing anyone can do about it.

Never.

(That was so "Lifetime," I bet you thought I was ranting about something else, didn't ya??)

Seriously, how can anyone watch American Idol and stand Ryan Seacrest for more than 5 minutes?! My coworkers have been going on about the new season and how fuh-NEE the try-outs are.

I'm sorry, but they're nothing short of tragic, in my opinion. I'll even prove it. Let's take a look at some snapshots of this year's hopeless-- er, "hopefuls."

Exhibit A:

Excuse me, but what look are we going for here? Kelly Osbourne or Miss Swan??

Exhibit B:

I know exactly what the people behind this guy are thinking... "Um, there's only one Kurt Cobain and if we recall correctly, his song went 'Come As You Are,' not 'Come As Me.'"

Exhibit C:

Someone clue this girl in, please. It's American IDOL, not American EMO.

Exhibit D:

I am SO telling Cher on Busty McTa-Tas over here! (I'll save the obvious comments about her shirt)

Exhibit E:

American Idol? No. American Psycho? Yes.

Exhibit F:

From what I recall, the 7 Up Guy went out with 2001.

*sigh*

How many more seasons will we have to suffer through this?!
Subscribe

  • Passion of the Crisis

    Everyone's 'favorite' "If-You're-Different-Than-Me-I-Hate-You" Ranter is back! Mel Gibson is currently filming for his role as The…

  • A New Breed of Gangs

    Last month I wrote about the uprising of the Yenta Carts/ Wide Wagons. For the most part I focused on their use as a weapon, but I had no idea they…

  • Kiss of (PR) Death

    Sandra Bullock should fire whoever told her this was a good publicity idea: Seriously, I know Sandra's been through a lot, but really.…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 19 comments

  • Passion of the Crisis

    Everyone's 'favorite' "If-You're-Different-Than-Me-I-Hate-You" Ranter is back! Mel Gibson is currently filming for his role as The…

  • A New Breed of Gangs

    Last month I wrote about the uprising of the Yenta Carts/ Wide Wagons. For the most part I focused on their use as a weapon, but I had no idea they…

  • Kiss of (PR) Death

    Sandra Bullock should fire whoever told her this was a good publicity idea: Seriously, I know Sandra's been through a lot, but really.…