Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk
lizerk

You know I'm bored and miserable when...

... I take Internet Quizzes entitled things like
"The Slut Test."

The results are in! You are

46% slutty
which miraculously ties the worldwide average of 46%. But you are still much cleaner than the average Canadian.


Based on the 3,878,328 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 52% of the world.
you're cleaner than 46% of the world.

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FACT
540 women agreed with you, and chose "Elijah Wood" as the best sex option of all time.
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FACT
So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple.
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THE NUMBER ONE THING THE AVERAGE WOMAN DISLIKES ABOUT HER OWN LOOKS
--her face--

Finally, here is a listing of the sexiest men of all time, as chosen by you, our test takers.

1. Brad Pitt 197257 (6%) <----- why?????
2. Tom Cruise 66699 (2%)
3. Ben Affleck 61009 (2%)
4. Eric Mccormack 56621 (2%)
5. Justin Timberlake 53813 (2%)
6. Eminem 52050 (2%)
7. Alex Fiorelli 45171 (1%)
8. Ryan Phillipe 41554 (1%)
9. Mel Gibson 37032 (1%)
10. Ryan Ning 36226 (1%)
11. Sean Williamson 34779 (1%) <----- who??
12. Matt Damon 31225 (1%)
13. Freddie Prinze Jr. 29375 (1%)
14. Heath Ledger 28932 (1%)
15. Bill Clinton 28916 (1%) <----- Ew!!!!!
16. Paul Walker 25792 (1%) <---- who??
17. Sean Connery 25684 (1%)
18. Mark Archer 24138 (1%) <---- who??
19. Fred Durst 24040 (1%)
20. George Clooney 23796 (1%)
21. Ryan Phillippe 23300 (1%) <----- Mmmmm...!
22. Mike Piazza 23254 (1%)
23. Joshua Jackson 22722 (1%) <---- Yummy!!! :)
24. Joe Gaiefsky 21920 (1%)
25. Harrison Ford 19811 (1%)
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