Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 9, 2061 at the age of 84 years old.
(That's not fair... I should at LEAST live to be 95, I take damn good care of myself...)
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (19%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
9064716 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 143536 people claim to have leprosy.