Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk

"Every show is the same. 'My gothic queen is too obscene...'"

As you all know, I tend to include links within most of my posts. Today was no different. However, I did end up laughing pretty hard as a result and just had to share...

I had combed Google, searching for a good link for the Jenny Jones mention. What I found along the way was this:

"I hate everything about Jenny Jones. Her stupid show. Her asshole guests. Her shitty music. Her shitty graphics, and that bitch that announces each segment. I hate her.

Every show is the same. "My gothic queen is too obscene" or "Outrageous hair makeovers". Hair makeovers? What a shitty idea.. 'the hell were they thinknig? Nobody wants to see a bunch of dipshits get a hair makeover. Those jerks. You know what I hate most about the show? Jenny Jones. And after that, I hate all those asshole guests. They always come on the show fishing for something to bitch about. "You teased me when I was in third grade, and I altered my whole life.." and then they show the "before" and "after" pictures. The audience usually bitches at the "bully" for teasing them when they were younger, but listen to the audience's reaction when they see the before pictures: "eeww..", "gross.." and "holy shit she looks like dog shit".. okay, I made that one up (I would have said it if I were in the audience). Then Jenny rails on the bullies for teasing them, as if she's so much better than them. She herself winces in disgust at the before pictures.

And it goes on and on.

Curious, I went to the main page.

All I have to say is go here.


I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while.

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