Liz Erk (lizerk) wrote,
Liz Erk
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Runaway Hazzard

Tina and I went to the drive-in Friday night. The way this one works is that they play 3 movies, but you pay one fee per car. The movies that evening were The Dukes of Hazzard, The 40 Year Old Virgin and Four Brothers, in that order.

I had been wanting to see Four Brothers, so I figured I could suffer through Dukes of Hazzard and tolerate The 40 Year Old Virgin.

And oh my God. Suffer I did.

Whoever had the idea to dumbify The Dukes of Hazzard should be beaten. And the one who cast Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke, shot.

Seriously. The plot was lame and Jessica Simpson can NOT act. Okay, let me rephrase that: Jessica Simpson can't act as anything besides an idiot.

The only thing that did impress me was her Jennifer Wilbanks impression.



I highly recommend Lifetime sign her now. "Eyes Wide Open: The Jennifer Wilbanks Story." It would be sponsored by Bausch & Lomb and feature other Lifetime veterans such as Meredith Baxter Birney and Judith Light.

Yeah. So other than that, Dukes of Hazzard sucked. The 40 Year Old Virgin was a yawner and Four Brothers was awesome.
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