Paris Hilton apparently has a *MySpace.
Yeah, hi... You're not Madonna. She (unsuccessfully) stole Farrah's hair first
And on that MySpace are several tracks from "1 Crazy Party," her attempt at a "recording career."
This is my review...
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa *deep breath* HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...!
*wipes tears from eyes*
Woooo... yeah, bitch's voice is so electronically enhanced, she sounds like the long lost female vocalist from Eiffel 65. Especially on that song "Screwed." Even the lyrics threaten to go there... All she's missing is "I'm blu da-ba dee..."
My favorite part of the MySpace is the comments. For example, observe the tragically pathetic [♥] i still love him [♥]:
Dec 2, 2005 1:22 PM
O.M.G PARIS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH U ARE MY FUXIN IDLE OMG MY FRIEND CHAYLA SAID THAT SHE MET YOU L0L BUT UMM IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME IF YOU JUST COMMENTED BACK EVEN WITH A HI BUT I JUST WANTED U TO NO HOW MUCH I L0VE U KAY WELL I GOTA GO♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Her mother ought to be arrested for letting her have unsupervised Internet access.
*sigh*
What's next?
*I suspect this was the handy work of some marketing schmoe tasked with reaching the "tween audience."
